Sunday, April 03, 2005

Picture this….A guy’s perspective from a gal’s point of view….

Adam and Eve…Adam says..”well. its just the two of us..we just gotta do it…” and ahem!! They get busy…it was that simple…Man can you believe that????

The early 1800’s…..lots of long love dialogues…the sunset endings…picture”Gone with the wind” “Casablanca”…”It happened one night..” scenarios…well I personally think…people wasted their time…writing long love letters…with quilted pens and perfumes….and passing them around….Believe me…it’s a lot easier with cellphones and telephones…Thank god I didn’t live in that era….still if you wanted to ask a gal out..you first become familiar with her family…and then…well..if you are nice enough…they let you go out with the gal…there were some rebels…Still….it was simple…Period…

Welcome to the early decades of the 20th century…still parents had a say in the relationship…you always have a date for the prom..u still get the gal.. and most of the time..she ends up as your wife…people were not having commitment issues…you can always say the gal likes you…as she crossed your path often…bats her eyelashes at you…cant take her eyes off of you…and well you know she’s sending out these signs…and you ask her out..and you are a couple. Still simple. You think??? Man I love the 70’s romance…”the Brady Bunch…” well our very own Amitabh movie scenarios…

The late 1990’s…..the era of American Pies….and Never been kissed clueless girls…affairs…crushes…adultery…blind dates….Girlfriends just come and go in your life…if you are a guy…and the same applies to the gals too…with the boyfriends….people living a fast paced life just move on….just like that….Sex education…long drives…sororities and fraternities…night clubs…coffee houses....strip clubs…discos…escort services…prostitution…People were more interested in sex or losing their virginity(the concept still holds good till date)…but you still ask the gal out…and you go steady for a while…and then well mostly break up…”lets just be friends”….”its not you its me…””Cliché”

Welcome to the 21st century….it gets complicated…Emails…valentine’s day rushes and crushes….internet romance…virtual dating..e-sex…commitment issues….....living together…breakups..sneak peek into all xxxx sites…plus add all the stuff frm the late 1990’s…...

Ok now the big question…Relationship..Wat the hell is that? The gal is all pretty…and she talks nice to you..sits in front of you in class…batting her eyelids…and always finding some reason to turn back…u being the nice guy..ask her out….and she takes it in the offensive still….she says” Dude you have some issues..man! Are you blind? Don’t you know that am a lesbian…???? And then you turn your head around…and see that there is another gal sitting behind..you and this damsel was ogling over that gal all the time...and not you….then you get asked out by another guy….Which is weird..? No not today ah huh!!!you now question yourself..am I Straight??
The questions u must ask a gal b4 u ask her out..
1.Are you seeing someone?
2.Are you straight????
3.Would you be interested to go out with me?
What the hell is happening to this world ???? Think about it….

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